Despite the date, I have surprisingly true news.
It is time. Phase 1 of the rewrite of Loco Buri has exited Alpha and is being reviewed by Beta readers. There are five people online who I selected from the reviews on the story. I have sent them the new chapters 1-13, and they are reviewing them. Once I have enough feedback from them, I will post those 13 chapters.
There are an additional 3 people I know in person who are contributing reviews to the story.
So next time you ask yourself "why is Krivoklatsko taking so long?" just know that I am not.